Manual Samuel - Last Tuesday Edition

---{ Graphics }--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☐ Good ☑ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Very good ☑ Good ☐ It's just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Eargasm ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☑ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ I'm now deaf ---{ Audience }--- ☐ Kids ☑ Teens ☑ Adults ☐ Grandma ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☑ Check if you can run paint ☐ Potato ☐ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boi ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Game Size }--- ☑ Floppy Disk ☐ Old Fashioned ☐ Workable ☐ Big ☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive ☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it ☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press 'W' ☐ Easy ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☑ Significant brain usage ☐ Difficult ☐ Dark Souls ---{ Grind }--- ☑ Nothing to grind ☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks ☐ Isn't necessary to progress ☐ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☐ You'll need a second life for grinding ---{ Story }--- ☐ No Story ☐ Some lore ☐ Average ☑ Good ☐ Lovely ☐ It'll replace your life ---{ Game Time }--- ☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee ☑ Short ☐ Average ☐ Long ☐ To infinity and beyond ---{ Price }--- ☐ It's free! ☐ Worth the price ☑ If it's on sale ☐ If u have some spare money left ☐ Not recommended ☐ You could also just burn your money ---{ Bugs }--- ☑ Never heard of ☐ Minor bugs ☐ Can get annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs ---{ ? / 10 }--- ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☐ 3 ☐ 4 ☐ 5 ☐ 6 ☐ 7 ☑ 7.3 ☐ 8 ☐ 9 ☐ 10

8/10 — Like trying to walk with two left feet and no soul, but in the best way possible. This game is absolutely unhinged in the most glorious way. Imagine trying to control a human body like it’s a badly coded robot with a Windows 95 operating system. You’re in charge of breathing, blinking, walking, arms, legs—and yes, even peeing. It’s like trying to play a piano with your elbows while blindfolded and being chased by Death himself. The concept? Genius. You’re dead. Like, super dead. But Death, who sounds like he runs a weed dispensary and a YouTube prank channel at the same time, gives you another shot at life. But the catch is: now you have to manually do EVERYTHING. And when I say “everything,” I mean you’ll forget to blink and pass out. You’ll forget to breathe and die. You’ll forget which key controls which leg and fall down stairs like a sack of regret. It’s beautiful chaos. Co-op mode? A masterpiece of suffering. I played it with a friend, and it was like watching two drunk flamingos try to operate a forklift. We screamed at each other the entire time: "DUDE, BREATHE!" "I’M BREATHING, YOU BLINK!" "I CAN’T, I’M CONTROLLING THE LEGS!" Somehow we made it through, mostly by accident and divine intervention. 10/10 comedy, especially when one of us forgot how to walk mid-cutscene. Yes, the leg controls get annoying. You start out confident, then slowly descend into madness. After a while, it’s like your brain starts uninstalling itself and suddenly you’re walking backwards off a curb into traffic. It’s frustrating in a “laugh-so-hard-you-snort” kind of way. The humor? Top tier. If you liked Randall’s Monday or anything with absurdist, over-the-top writing, this game will make you laugh more than it should. It’s weird. It’s dumb. It’s got style. And best of all, it doesn’t take itself seriously for even one second. Honestly, I wouldn’t call it perfect—it’s short, it has some jank, and the controls can make you question your own hands—but I’d absolutely recommend it. 8/10. Would forget to blink and die again.

An absolute fever dream. I loved it!

this game is very fun