62.1 hours played
Written 29 days ago
Look, you're not going to be happy. There are 2 ways to play this game and either way you're going to be upset. Either you play vanilla and the achievements don't work 100%, or you downgrade and accept your fate with any bugs along the way.
I chose the later and had to close my eyes and pray quite a few times.
On 1.09, I had cutscenes freeze and only play audio (I could skip and resume gameplay, or restart and fix it all together). Then I had to restart a mission because a story trigger didn't appear. Other times I would exit a car and the radio would keep playing, even if I triggered a conversation. Much later, while playing a DLC, I got a crash during a loading screen after completing a mission and my save got corrupted, but I was able to recover (thankfully the game creates 3 save files you can copy and rename, or you'll have to make manual saves of your AppData along the way).
So, curb your expectations and roll up your sleeves, there's musclin' to be done.
Disrupt rackets, flip/clip informants, draw out the lieutenants, and slay the head cheese. Build a gang, keep everyone happy, or let there only be one. Steal a police car and feed a body (even yours!) to a gator. The usual criminal stuff.
You'll need 2 playthroughs for everything, if you plan it right the second will be way quicker. You need to save quite a bit of money, and you'll also need to spend a lot too, so plan ahead, synchronize your DLC's with your story progression, and you should be golden. I did 2 DLC's with the first playthrough, and the other DLC with my second. Don't get stuck after the game with nothing to do but idle and let the game cycle bring in another kickback, just because you bought something you didn't need and still need to upgrade the bar or your weed stand!
The city isn't too big so traveling and hitting all your targets felt within reach. You can definitely knock out a good chunk in plenty of time. I watched hella movies and tv.
Sadly, there's not really that much variety in how you achieve your goals. At first I was sneaky, but after however many knockouts I got, I just ran past everyone before they could react, then shoot my target and get the hell outta there. The police will mostly leave you alone if it's just you versus the other gangs. The police also seem like they have no idea how to use a shortcut or drive down an alley. Enemies in general just kind of stand there waiting for you to pop them. Checks notes: "Difficulty: Easy." Ah.
"Tell me about his rackets." ... "Man with a gun!"
Witness is calling the police.
To be fair, the only really cool parts of the story was the Ferris Wheel and the gambling ship. Either I wasn't interested or wasn't following closely (probably I just missed everything because nothing was playing!), but it was all sort of... forgettable. The action was sort of dull, and yeah, I kept thinking the graphics looked blurry. I liked the Stones Unturned DLC, the cult one was alright, and Faster, Baby was fine. Still, I weathered the storm and the game served its purpose of driving and shooting, a couple of screen grabs with subtitles on, and another gold star.
So... glhf and stay strong.