5.7 hours played
Written 5 years ago
#76 Pax Romana
Let me start off by saying this: I tried really hard to like this one, i really did. I tried it sober, i tried it drunk, and i tried it stoned. It just didn't click with me. Generally, i love games like this, after all, it looked along the veins of early FF type games (pre 5). It seemed to have some level of customization, after all it says you can customize your farm. It implies resource management, gathering, and crafting. Sadly it not any of those things.
But, why? You may ask.
1st: It is, in all reality, an RPG Maker game. I have nothing against them, but this one, is off.
B. Customization; you build one of twenty different items, inside or out, and you place them somewhere around the farm. You can't move your house, or farm land. Your home has three rooms, one is furnished.
3st: Gathering is beyond simple. You don't cut a tree. You simply walk over to it and pick it up, the resources do not respawn/regrow. So i am assuming there is just enough of each resource to build everything once, i don't know. Crafting is simple. You pick one of about twenty items (yes, 20. If that.) You pick where to put it and poof! There it is.
I can forgive most of that. I understand EA, and that it is the ultimate loot box. There is always a chance it can improve, or not. However, this has two major flaws, that are really unforgivable. They are:
The pace of the game. OMG, it is sooooo slooooow. Like grandpa walking across the street with a walker kind of slow. Its bad. The other, its the story. Lets face it, it does nothing for you. A lot of people say the story is really great. Let me tell you, i am a nut for a good myth, but this one. Yeah. Its does absolutely nothing to pull you in, you simply don't care enough to keep going. I mean, you get a quest to find a temple, because your god father is coming for you. Thats the main story, and 5.7 hours later it hasn't changed.
Who is it for? Beats the hell out of me. Certainly not fans of FF or Graveyard Keeper.
Score: 4/10
I'm sorry for saying it, but i really think a lot of the reviews might be friends. This game is nowhere near that good. It might be, but its current iteration is certainly not going to get it there.