Far Cry® 5

[h2]I'm tired of having to use a 3rd party launcher/account just to play a single player game on Steam. Why not make it optional? I know you're capable, Ubisoft, yet you're wondering why your company is dying.[/h2]

Don't bother taking advantage of the current sale if you plan on playing co-op. They've had server outages for at least the last 4 days. The ubisoft support site shows the outages, so they're aware of them, they just don't seem to care.

I don't even expect Ubisoft to change its familiar formulas significantly. After all, it's quite nice to be thrown into a new game with a new environment, new weapons, new animals, new characters, but still know exactly what is expected of you. These bad guys are in control of this piece of land, and I have to take them out. Show me the nearest camp, give me at least a knife and a gun, and let's go. Far Cry 5 hits that familiarity right in the feels. After an hour-long story sequence that tries to explain why you have to take back a large chunk of the American state of Montana from religious fanatics, you find yourself in an open world full of activities that ninety-nine percent of the time involve slashing, shooting, or burning Bible-quoting guys and women. There are fortified camps, there are chapels built to further the glory of the tattooed and scarred cult leader everyone calls Father, there is an endless pile of hostages trapped around the country that would be nice to free, and you have to take care of it all yourself with the help of an arsenal of fun guns, stealth, vehicles... and also your fellow resistance fighters. [b] 75% [/b]

For me (havent played new dawn) the best far cry of the series. Combat 10/10 feel like a freakin rambo Story 15/10 freakin awesome Whole game 10/10 GJ

Its a great game, I enjoy the American setting, however the endings are quite unfortunate. Joseph Seed is just a weirdo. Once again typical Far Cry formulae but it is enjoyable. DLC wise the Mars DLC was fun but very simple, same with the Vietnam DLC. The Zombies DLC I really enjoyed, they came up with some cool stories involving the Far Cry characters. That tractor came in Clutch. Arcade Mode was buggy as hell and hardly worked. Good Game.

It's been years since I last played a game in this series. I beat Far Cry 3 multiple times when I was younger but never managed to complete 4. With 5, though, I actually saw it through to the end. I'd like to think I'm in a good position to talk about the experience, having effectively 100%'d the game. I enjoyed it. The most recent game I played that felt similar was Mad Max, which I surprisingly rated an 8. Despite this review turning into a bit of a rant, Far Cry 5 probably deserves an 8/10 as well. I'm a firm believe in pointing out things that suck, rather than focusing on the stuff I enjoyed, of which there was plenty. The open world is pretty - at least, as long as you can ignore the TAA blur (I think I’ve complained about TAA in every review I’ve ever written). Maybe I’m viewing the older games through rose-tinted glasses, but I couldn’t help feeling that a lot of the mechanics from previous entries have been massively simplified. Hunting, for example, feels almost pointless. You don’t need ingredients for anything, and you generally have enough money to stay comfortable throughout the campaign. Because of that, there’s no real incentive to use the bow when a silenced rifle will always do a better job in every situation. I did like the addition of companions. They’re actually pretty competent, which is nice, and they take initiative without playing the game for you. But they never shut up. I ended up sticking with the animal companions purely because they don’t have any voice lines. I played on the highest difficulty, and overall it was fine - except for the first mission. That part simply wasn’t playtested on this difficulty, and I’m amazed that, even after presumably several patches, it’s still in the state it is. It's honestly diabolical. The car section in particular is complete RNG. It’s not a matter of player skill - it’s genuinely some of the worst game design I’ve ever seen. Vehicles exist in the game, and there are plenty of them, but they all suck. Cars top out at what feels like 50—presumably kilometers per hour - because they’re just painfully slow. The same goes for planes and helicopters; they all crawl along at a pace that makes travelling anywhere feel like a slog. The story is okay, but again it's undermined by poor game design. You're tasked with taking down three lieutenants, each controlling a region of the map - that part’s fine. What isn’t fine is how the game forces you into story missions at random points, whether you’re ready or not. You get captured by the enemy at least six times throughout the campaign and somehow escape every time. There’s a vaguely valid in-universe explanation for it, but while you're playing, it just feels bizarre. The game also tries very hard to be funny, but for me the humour missed the mark about 90% of the time. In fact, I thought some of the missions and jokes were in pretty poor taste - and no, I’m not even talking about the politics. Enemy AI is pretty braindead, but they're still fun to fight. That’s really what the game is aiming for: some mindless fun. No complaints there. That was my experience - 25 hours of mostly brain-off gameplay, carried along by a somewhat engaging story.

[h1]Far Cry 5 - great entry in the far cry series worth playing.[/h1] I [u]hated[/u] this game when i first played it couldn't get past the first hour, BUT [u]hate [/u] is a strong word, So i gave this another try, and you know what, FAR CRY 5 is [b]excellent[/b].. better than i expected. The moment to moment gun play is great, the setting while on my first play through was boring, but now its one of the best in the Far Cry Universe, Far Cry 5 has its issues, some enemies are bullet sponges, the vehicle mechanics are feel like you driving on sleds, the enemy AI is bad, but this can be overlook. The game is Fun and Hope County is surprisingly enjoyable to immerse yourself in, the main villain is brilliant and memorable. Joseph Seed (the Father and his 2 brothers and sister) Right amount of scary/creepy but also you feel for the guy. Each of the villains control different areas of the map and Joseph Seed is the main boss. The companion system is really good, but i ended playing with one sniper (Grace Armstrong) and boomer the dog and sometimes (Nick Rye). The main villains are voiced great and have depth in the story arc. Even the story NPC's done really well. Graphics the game looked great in 2018 but in 2025.. still holds up fine, the game world attention to detail is impressive. Sound/music are really good. Songs fit the game setting perfectly. [b]Overall Far Cry 5 is a great game[/b], one of the best in the series. And thank you UBISOFT I finally finished one of your games after such a long time.

Amazing game. I've been a die-hard Far Cry fan for a while, and coming into this after replaying 3 and 4. The gun mechanics are so sick, the graphics are incredible, the sheer amount of (fun) stuff to do is just wild. The missions are super fun, the villain is bad-ass. The progression is super good. Yeah it's like a 9/10 for me. Only thing I don't like is how all the weapons/vehicles cost a lot of money, so it takes some time to build up funds (and there are convenient microtransactions of course) which is a pity. Other than that, great game.

Disturbing at some points, but overall a recommended open world shooter. Your enjoyment will depend on your price to older game design mechanics tolerance ratio. Wait for a sale

The story is, in a word, bad. But it has some cool setpieces and a couple of likable characters. The ending is controversial, but I personally thought it was cool and fun, if a bit silly. If you're a christian you might get a kick out of all the biblical symbolism. There's a tonne of references to the book of Revelations for instance. Or you might get offended by all the heresy. Idk what christians like these days. What really makes the game worth playing is the combat sandbox. There's a wide variety of weapons that all feel distinct and fun to use. Enemies feel very lifelike and reactive, especially on the hardest difficulty, though they can often have dumb moments.

I actually enjoy this game for what it is, a pretty sandbox action movie. The thumbs down is for Ubisoft, a trashy anti-player corporation which forces you to have an external account and launcher, which doesn't even work half the time.

The story is pretty dumb and forgettable, the main protagonist isn't a character anymore, but I'd say the game is worth buying on sale strictly for the co-op experience. Pretty fun time with 2 bozos running around getting into all kinds of shenanigans

How do you ruin a game this well? Ultra Graphics settings, looks like Call of Duty WAW and I get 18 FPS. Low Graphics looks like Roblox and I still get 18 FPS. I have a 3080 and get a solid 60 playing modded Arma 3. Ubisost, you have fallen.

I have already hashed this out here at Steam. Want a game that takes 2-6 HOURS to get set up to even run? then NOT when rebooted? THIS is your game then.... NO support from Ubi or Steam,,,,

"This year's Testy Festy" really prompted me to write this review. The dialogue in this game is incredibly funny. I purchased this game a while back and did not like it, but decided to give it a 2nd chance after playing Far Cry 6 and I am SO glad I did! Your goal is to take back your county after it's been overran by religious nut jobs. Similar to the FLDS ideals in western USA... But with way more violence. This game has difficulty modes, (which can be changed at any time) including easy which I started out with. Easy is not exactly "easy" in my opinion. I've died quite a bit of times while playing this one, and that's not the norm for me! Needless to say, this one is a bit more harder than the other titles I have played. I prefer the newer and updated game controls, content and mechanisms of number 6, however, just the intro of this game packed a powerful punch and gave me chills! It made me think "What if... the nut jobs are right, and they were the only ones to prepare for the apocalypse... and BOOM... That's what led into Far Cry New Dawn." Either way, if you play both, I would suggest playing this one and then New Dawn as it is a sequel to this game. Also, there are some cool Easter eggs in both games which relate to each other. Pay close attention to all of the conversations and letters! If you enjoy open world, kick ass "build your own military and liberate your people" or "Save your people from a corrupt leader/government" games, this one is for you. It makes me feel really powerful, and it makes me feel like I am watching a movie of which I star in. You kinda get lost for hours, and don't even realize it. Very immersive. In both this game and number 6, I became too attached to some of the characters which ALSO is not the norm for me. It's really emotional, and it's a great story. The game has so many side quests, you go to start one quest and get another. So it definitely keeps you busy! I'm sure I will be back later to update my review, but for now, it's definitely a "BUY THIS" if you ask me. Especially on sale. Wow. Addicting much? Reminiscent of Assassin's Creed in a way, just feels more like real life... I mean... it IS an Ubisoft game. 9/10 if Far Cry 6 was a 10/10. P.S. BE SURE TO COLLECT YOUR REWARDS ON THE UBISOFT CONNECT APP. You get free outfits, weapons, etc. A lot of people complain about having to connect with Ubisoft plus, but I enjoy the free content and the weekly goals.

i bought this game twice for both xbox and steam. it was worth it

Great game really fun in almost all aspects but not when it comes to online play, i got scammed and am now very sad i cant play with friends but other than that great game. FUCK UBISOFTTT

Love this game! The story/atmosphere is great, the gameplay is fun and friendly to all skill levels, it's very ADD friendly, and it's visually ahead of it's time. Totally worth the playthrough.

---{ Graphics }--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☑ Beautiful ☐ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS ---{ Gameplay }--- ☑ Very good ☐ Good ☐ It's just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Eargasm ☑ Very good ☐ Good ☐ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ I'm now deaf ---{ Audience }--- ☐ Kids ☑ Teens ☑ Adults ☐ Grandma ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Check if you can run paint ☐ Potato ☑ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boi ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Game Size }--- ☐ Floppy Disk ☐ Old Fashioned ☐ Workable ☑ Big ☐ Will eat 15% of your 1TB hard drive ☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it ☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press 'W' ☐ Easy ☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Significant brain usage ☐ Difficult ☐ Dark Souls ---{ Grind }--- ☐ Nothing to grind ☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks ☑ Isn't necessary to progress ☐ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☐ You'll need a second life for grinding ---{ Story }--- ☐ No Story ☐ Some lore ☐ Average ☐ Good ☐ Lovely ☑ It'll replace your life ---{ Game Time }--- ☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee ☐ Short ☑ Average ☐ Long ☐ To infinity and beyond ---{ Price }--- ☐ It's free! ☐ Worth the price ☑ If it's on sale ☐ If u have some spare money left ☐ Not recommended ☐ You could also just burn your money ---{ Bugs }--- ☐ Never heard of ☑ Minor bugs ☐ Can get annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs ---{ ? / 10 }--- ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☐ 3 ☐ 4 ☐ 5 ☐ 6 ☐ 7 ☐ 8 ☐ 9 ☑ 10

One of the best(crazy) intro i have ever watched in any game The way they introduced the villain with that hype was crazy made me think it's gonna be crazy i think it is in the same rank for me as Far Cry 3 both far cry 3 & 5 are the best games of series

well, I've played 3 and 4, not the best but enjoyable..this one for me it's totally crap, I'm not interested in 6 or anything else, you Ubisoft died with this one I've tried to like it even a bit so I gave it some more playing, I was wrong, this it's not crap, it's the Bono from U2 of the crap, people who watched South Park knows exactly what I am talking about

Says i dont own the game after just purchasing it. I own hitman 3 and does the same thing ubisoft is honestly a trash company.

co-op does not work actually it did work for a while but then it suddenly stopped working forever and just apparently cannot be fixed genuinely broken game

Great game, has a few annoying moments but overall worth it. Starting tutorial is probably the worst part of the game. Best part is just going around & exploring. Uses the annoying ubisoft launcher as a heads up I recommend to look into mods to add enemies post game. For most of the game, you don't need mods really to have fun

I had only ever played one Far Cry game ages ago on console, I didn't know what to expect when purchasing this game. I am happy to say I was pleasantly surprised with how fresh and fluent the combat feels and the story is quite satisfying as well. I can say I was literally hooked from the start and haven't let up yet! I already went and bought all the other Far Cry games I've never played before! If you don't have the game do yourself a favor and BUY THIS GAME! :D

game is fun and entertaining, but after being 1/3 done having 100% one section my save got corrupted and now i cant save any game and the intro being a 10min unskippable bore this is now in my junk file till theres a way to fix this cause i lost a 25hr playthrough for no apparent reason

Me and my wife got the game because of the Co op features, We did the first 2 missions and then co op servers stopped working, This game has tons of server bugs for co op and dfntly not worth the money spent even for a special.

I had a lot of fun with this game, even though it railroads you pretty hard. Like, I have never gotten more than a handful of the actual missions done before reaching the end game, since I focus on exploring and taking out cult bases when I find them. Which kinda makes you wonder why you'd even bother with the missions in the first place. . . But that's small potatoes. The real reason I wouldn't recommend this game to anyone is the publisher, Ubisoft, and their really anti-consumer practices. For instance, you *have* to be logged into their proprietary launcher in order to access any games you bought from them. Offline? That sucks. Can't remember your password because the launcher updated and it didn't keep it saved? That sucks. You haven't played your games in a while because, oh say you forgot your account password? That sucks. Guess what, scrub? You don't *own* the game you paid a lot of money for. Screw you, Ubisoft. You became the very thing you allegedly opposed decades ago: an evil megacorporation.

This game is really bad when compared to far cry 3 or far cry primal. Hardly any world building, no enemy characteristics and the gunplay is just horrible.

From the start of the game i wanted to give a bad review, but i gave a chance to change my mind till the end. First thing its so different than other Far Cry's, feels like other game. Its not good or bad, but just wanted to point it out. Game is okey overall, but most and worse part is enemy AI. I could run around camp and noone was shooting at me. Sometimes quest was blocked because people decided to stop and block "quest person". I lamost gave up 3 times and wanted to end this game only because of that. Plot in general was okey, but kinda random, like the cutscenes taking us the the "family" - out of control and super repetitive. I know it's FC but there are lot of repetitive things, besides sidequest. Those were one of best things in this game, funny, chill and every other was different. Same as our buddies we could add to our team. You don't level up anymore, you collect points from challenges which most of them are super easy like fishing. I would recommend this game if only enemies didn't behave like some half brain twelve year old with a gun.

Be aware it has Denovu and Ubisoft's garbage with it. I'm not even sure why Uplay is so bad now, but it is... The game itself was kind of fun. The missions aren't very unique, but that didn't bother me entirely. Some of the cut scenes and drug stuff was just annoying (likes basically all drug induced character play in any game, not fun game makers, not fun). It's not quite making me replay it really though. Part of that might be the sort of annoying story things, especially the drugged stuff. That and I'll never install the steam version again.

Game kills you if you decide to test your weaponry out on the townsfolk. Also the game doesn't allow you to choose capslock for crouch.

Initial Impressions: After playing for just 20 minutes, I already felt that the game was a major downgrade from Far Cry 4, since the once dynamic and realistically animated vegetation now stands motionless when you walk past it; instead of the natural, immersive movement, the developers decided to replace it with stiff, Call of Duty–style animations that simply do not inspire the same level of engagement. Furthermore, there are no indicators for headshots or kills, and the removal of all looting animations only adds to the feeling that the game is merely a cheaper, less thoughtful version of Far Cry. Edit after 1 1/2 Hours: After an hour and a half of playing, it became increasingly apparent that the game offers far fewer activities overall compared to Far Cry 4, and on top of that, the companion system is so infuriatingly unpredictable that if one partner is detected by enemies, you lose the opportunity to earn the undetected badge upon completing an outpost; upon realizing this, I immediately decided to remove the companions, although I may consider experimenting with animals in the future. Edit 2: At this point, the absence of a minimap is glaringly obvious because when you mark something on your map, it results in the display of huge, winding paths along the road, which, combined with the fact that you can kill civilians without enduring any consequences and that your health automatically refills while you begin the game with nearly every weapon at your disposal, leaves you with the impression that the developers might not have put in much thought. The writing throughout the game is simply awful, and to compound matters further, the character we play remains completely mute while there is an actual cash shop for silver right in the first store I entered; although I must admit that the game’s performance is somewhat improved with slightly enhanced graphical fidelity, it is hard to ignore that the NPCs sport eyes that are ridiculously oversized, and you only catch a glimpse of your own character on the status or clothing screen, which contributes to a more cluttered inventory compared to the fourth entry. Additionally, the playability has taken a step backward since you are now forced to run up to certain objects and press a button in order to interact with them instead of simply being able to deactivate them by shooting from a distance, and some main missions don’t even include a dedicated cutscene—what’s up with that? As if that weren’t enough, certain unmasked enemies require four or more headshots to take down, and even the seemingly exciting act of driving a big truck has been rendered boring and dull. Update 3: On a slightly brighter note, I must admit that Jess manages to be edgy in stealth mode and remains impressively accurate; however, the partner characters continue to be plagued by glitches, as they will sometimes get stuck in the ground or refuse to follow your commands despite holding down the command button, and the music throughout the game is extremely monotonous, leaning heavily towards a pop-country style that fails to enhance the overall experience. Edit 4: Overall, the gameplay loop feels horrifically dated and unimaginatively simple, consisting mostly of three or four repetitive activities that are constantly interrupted and undermined by enemy encounters, while the game itself can be glitchy as hell—NPCs are regularly found getting stuck in the environment’s geometry. Moreover, you are required to fill four progress bars for every county, and most of this progress is achieved through so-called “main missions” that resemble side missions or fetch quests at best, all while the game offers very little in the way of a coherent or engaging story. Edit 5: I got to the bosses and those are the worst contenders I've seen in a long time. Man, they really thought making these bosses bullet sponges with one move is great. They'll just spam their only option, and nothing else. After 10 hours, I feel the gameplay loop is slowly becoming unbearable to me. It's just no fun most of the time. Sometimes I get killed from enemies that supposedly exist but didn't spawn in quickly enough. Also, I strongly feel those visual filters and effects become too much sometimes. I get you're being drugged or dazed, but having 50% of the screen covered in blur and chromatic abberation while you're just trying to see stuff has me wondering why it's in gameplay and not exclusively applied for the cutscenes (that are pretty rare to see). The story continues to be bland. I thought getting companions will alleviate my thoughts about the writing. No, it didn't. Instead you get 1 short cutscene that will not matter later on and they will continue repeating their few and only oneliners they have at their disposal. There's barely anything else. If you have the dog, he'll get downed pretty much instantly on normal difficulty in almost every scenario. At least that one doesn't blabber repetetive oneliners every few minutes. Once you're able to spawn in weaponized helicopters, taking over Outposts is way too easy and this behaviour is not being punished enough. Edit 6: It got very tiresome to take over the regions. Will finish the main story at least once and probably will never play it again. It's just too lackluster for me. There's some older rock radio songs, and that's fresh wind compared to the rest of the soundtrack. I swear if I ever hear that preachy acoustic guitar tune again, I might as well go crazy. Sometimes there is so much stuff going on, you can't tell if you're playing Borderlands 3 or Far Cry 5. In Far Cry 4, it was very controlled and not too crowded. It's got the same progression problem as the newer Forza Horizon series. You continuously do background tasks until it's filled up and you can do one important event and it's so lazy. I admit some devs poured some love into it, but there's not enough variety for me to go on after my initial playthrough. Last edit: It's not worth more than 20 bucks with every DLC. A one and done experience. The kidnapping is just too much. The game's story is just very linear with no different path. You'll still end up farming missions or encounters just too advance the story. There's really nothing this game excels in. Absolutely nothing. It's done. I've chosen the resist option and the endings and the last fight are obnoxious. It's completely unsatisfying. But I am able to tell you what's satisfying-- Uninstalling this dumpster fire and never ever wanting to return to it. I crossed it off my bucket list. Wasted 30 hours of my life for this. I was really trying to enjoy this game but I feel like only 25% of the time it felt like fun, the rest was a slog to get through.

The story is just a railroad into a bad ending [spoiler]unless you behave like a coward at the end. You literally have to choose the opposite of everything you have done up until that point and let the criminals go free.[/spoiler] Terrible payoff after so much time spent on the game. Don't waste your time.

I can't really recommend this for most people. The story feels off and is lacking any real substance. You just run around doing stuff, then get pulled into story mission whether you like it or not. Get monologued by religious nutjobs and run away/get someone out. Then repeat that cycle, on and on. I would hesitate to recommend even if you just wanna run around and do your stuff, because the forced story missions are really annoying sometimes and really pull you out of discovering.

this is one of those slop AAA games that is more fun watching a YouTube playthrough of in 3 hours rather than actually playing. its all fetch quests or go here and kill this quests and the only mildly interesting thing is the main story which is hampered by the convenient writing that gets really annoying at times.

Tedious villain interrupts you at every chance and pulls you out of the fun part of gameplay. Forced confrontations and situations spoil this game. Just when you are having fun, you get a radio message that basically tells you that you are going to get arbitrarily and unavoidably knocked out and abused by the bad guy. Over and over again. Stopped caring.

finished the game 8 times, 4 times using only melee weapons, great game, unreplaceable.

Holy Shit, where have you been all my life... I played Far Cry 3 back in the day and it was awesome.. One of the many few games I could actually finish. Then fast forward to Far Cry 6, and once again, just shows how UBISOFT lost their way (Over the top Woke rubbish). In fact it turned me off the franchise completely. Then I heard someone mention "give Far cry 5 a go". Need less to say, I'm only a couple of hours in, but I can already tell from the visuals, audio, and game play mechanics, that its an excellent game and has me fully hooked. Take note UBISOFT sometimes less is better. For example, if they did a remake of Farcry 2 just be improving the graphics and audio. That game would possibly be my favourite, through its simplicity alone. You don't need, ridiculous perk and skill trees, 50,000 points of interest on a map, explosions every 5 seconds, pet alligators and other rubbish to enjoy the game. reminds me of the "KISS" principle, Keep It Simple Stupid!!

second far cry game i have played after far cry 3 but this is amazing, co op is fun, story is really good, combat and stealth also really fun overall a 10/10 game for me with multiplayer

Fabulous game ,enjoyed the whole story and gamely. Awesome Graphics than any other farcry series

completely worth the money. also endlessly playable

The Hours of Darkness DLC makes this whole thing worth it. A huge SP extraction shooter in Vietnam. The main game is also gold. Kill cult people, watch for bears and the bliss. End of story

Constant Ubisoft server issues with a code named Redhorn when connecting online. Until connectivity issues get resolved I can't say this game is recommended unless you're in it just for the single player :(

The Far Cry series is one of the best game series, which contains games with different stories. The initial lore is captivating as you play, and keeps you captivated with the respective missions. In my opinion, Far Cry 5 is one of the best games in the Far Cry series, because it combines almost all the details with many possibilities, which you can do on the respective map. The Far Cry 5 game has a lore quite different from other Ubisoft games, resulting in the fact that the actions take place in the 21st century.

Main Story missions will auto complete and you will miss out on the main game if you get side tracked with doing side quests or hunting. That's terrible design.

It is a game that can play mission games with many friends. I recommend it. This game has a storyline.

far cry has given up it would seem. they got too greedy and just wanted to pump out games back to back and now its a watered down experience. they need to take the vietnam template from darkest hours or whatever the add on is called and expand on it and make a vietnam based full game that rivals farcry 3

amazing fun game, although it is a bit political and the endings are messed up , but try it i really loved it

---{ Graphics }--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☐ Good ☑ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS ---{ Gameplay }--- ☑ Very good ☐ Good ☐ It's just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Eargasm ☑ Very good ☐ Good ☐ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ I'm now deaf ---{ Audience }--- ☐ Kids ☑ Teens ☑ Adults ☑ Grandma ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Check if you can run paint ☐ Potato ☐ Decent ☑ Fast ☐ Rich boi ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Game Size }--- ☐ Floppy Disk ☐ Old Fashioned ☐ Workable ☑ Big ☐ Will eat 15% of your 1TB hard drive ☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it ☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press 'W' ☐ Easy ☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Significant brain usage ☐ Difficult ☐ Dark Souls ---{ Grind }--- ☐ Nothing to grind ☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks ☑ Isn't necessary to progress ☐ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☐ You'll need a second life for grinding ---{ Story }--- ☐ No Story ☐ Some lore ☐ Average ☑ Good ☐ Lovely ☐ It'll replace your life ---{ Game Time }--- ☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee ☐ Short ☐ Average ☑ Long ☐ To infinity and beyond ---{ Price }--- ☐ It's free! ☑ Worth the price ☐ If it's on sale ☐ If u have some spare money left ☐ Not recommended ☐ You could also just burn your money ---{ Bugs }--- ☑ Never heard of ☐ Minor bugs ☐ Can get annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs ---{ ? / 10 }--- ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☐ 3 ☐ 4 ☐ 5 ☐ 6 ☐ 7 ☐ 8 ☑ 9 ☐ 10