1.1 hours played
Written 6 years ago
TL;DR: Joggernauts is worth it in both single-player and multiplayer modes. Making a co-op game that works well as a single-player game is admirable and for that reason alone you should play it, especially if you like games like BIT.TRIP RUNNER.
Anyway, here's the shit nobody's gonna read:
Joggernauts is a weird fucking beast. It occupies the space between a social party game and highly competitive game. It's an answer to the question "What if someone added multiplayer to BIT.TRIP RUNNER or Super Meat Boy"? This is that game.
You can play Joggernauts in one or two ways:
1: With friends. You've all had beers, you're all done making awkward conversation about work or the weather or about the hell planet you live on. Time for games, right? Each of you controls one alien, you jump in front of the line to defeat the obstacle that is colored the same as you. This sounds simple, but how much fun you get out of Joggernauts directly coorelates to how much you're willing to tolerate each others' fuckups and embrace the schadenfreude - which is why you have the beer. But if you're one of those people who grinds their teeth and is liable to throw the controller across the room and scream at Kathy that NO, KATHY, YOU DID NOT MAJOR IN SUPER MARIO STUDIES, I MEAN HOW CAN YOU NOT TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AN FULL A JUMP AND A HALF-BUTTON A JUMP - one, leave the party immediately, you're being a horrible guest in your friend's home. Two, skip to two.
2: By yourself. Picture this: You're the ultimate gamer. You live and die by your own skill and mistakes. Women are literally lining up outside your messy apartment to fawn over you. You can get the nuke in Modern Warfare 3 in like, less than a half-minute. Where is your next conquest?
Well, if you think you've really got the idea of platforming down... how about you do it with two characters? Huh?
Of course, it's simple, but saying it and doing it are two different things. And attempting to coordinate jumps with two different characters is a game in and of itself. Sure, you can get your drunk layabout friends to help you. But what if the chips are down and you're all alone, waiting for your millions of dollars to come in? Can you master the art of concentrating on two characters at once? It's like juggling, but much cuter. And significantly more difficult - playing the game this way gave me the same experience of taking on RUNNER's hardest levels, and maybe that's not such a good thing after all - if every level felt like Level 1-11 of RUNNER, I'd have to stop, but thankfully you can enable modifiers in the menu during single and multiplayer play to slow down things and practice. Or just chill.
Anyway, I've played this game on and off via the public demos at MinneBar and I really think it's a good multiplayer game, and I'd hate it if it drowned in Steam's goddamn lack of quality control. Give this a try. You'll like it, I promise. Or just get your money back. I'm not your mom or the cops. But sometimes I am.