! That Bastard Is Trying To Steal Our Gold !

I'm playing every game on Steam and you can watch my review here: https://youtu.be/RJntltanFDg tl;dr The game is playable, but laughably bad. Do not purchase.

Platformer with stiff gameplay, no story - which you would have imagined there would be one with a name like this - terrible unpolished graphics, repetitive crappy music, and very boring uninspiring levels. Only thing is good for is trading cards, as its badge is dirt cheap. Way way overpriced for what it is. The only people trying to steal anything are the developer's. 2/10

! That Bastard Trying To Steal Our Gold ! is a strategic platformer that requires pinpoint accuracy and precise movements in order to comlete a level. One could say that this is called a "Rage Platformer" such as the likes of other games such as Unfair Platformer. You play as a theif, who I have dubbed "Bob", and have a goal to steal all of the gold in the mine from the green creatures you see in the preview of the game, Leprechauns. The game scales in difficulty as it progresses. New "enemies" appear every few levels to provide a challenge and the precision aspect makes the game repetitive. There are really only 3 types of enemies. The first is what I call a "virus ball"..... cause it looks like that thing from YuGiOh Kappa. The second is a homing ninja star. And finally we have the glorious leprechauns. The main issue with this game is just the repetitiveness and blandness of the game. There are only 17 levels and you are only given a limited amount of dynamite in the level to work with. Yes, this does provide some strategy to the game, but overall it just takes away from the core gameplay. Often, the game would require you to do a trickshot with the dynamite and it would take multiple tries. Unless, you get everything perfect in a level, you could end up being one or two dynamite short and have to start the entire level over again. There is little plot to this game as well (IKR PLOT, never would've guessed with this game). Basically there are like 2 cutscenes. One to introduce the leprichauns and why they are angry at you and the second for the end game. Not much to it. Overall, the controls are actually not that bad. The first level explains them fairly well. It takes some time to get used to but it is easy once you are able to get it down. As of right now, I would not recommend getting this game. The amount of content the game has to offer, the rage it can provide, and the sheer blandness of the story/gameplay makes it not worth it. I would recommend it, however if the game is under $1.00. This seems like a game that should be marketed at a $0.99 or lower price. That seems more than reasonable. The inition $3 or even the summer sale $1.19 is not worth it at all. So come back to this game when its price is lower. Gameplay: 3/10 - Interesting concept but tons of repetition Plot: 2/10 - Lackluster plot that gets introduced halfway through Visuals: 1/10 - I thought my character was Bob the Builder - No joke Overall: 2/10 - Wait for a sale.

[h2]! That Bastard Is Trying To Steal Our Gold ![/h2] Has a total of [b]5[/b] trading cards.

This game is only for pro gamers. This game is basicaly an add on to CS:GO which is already a decent game, but this game tops it. This game is probobly my favorit shooter ever. Just saying but this game helped me not kill myself and helped me stop cutting. Now that I own this game my parents respect me living inside of their basement. Also top sountrack ever, I think this game should get a game of the year award for best concept. Lets list some of the good things that come from this game [list] [*]Nothing [/list]

So I bought this game purely because only 2 other people have reviewed it and I want to have a popular review. Overall great gam [10/10 would pay for it install it and play it for 5 minutes so I can post this review again] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

False advertising! Actually named "That Dick is Trying to Steal Our Gold", bad! 0/10

the greatest fucking game eva buy nbow ot you bad

i feel like im in the learning center

! That Developer Is Trying To Steal Our Gold !

! That Bastard Is Trying To Steal Our Gold !

Steal gold from the Lerpikon's dungeons! Get rich!

Brazilian native simulator

necrotic liver

This game gives me life

As stupid as its title.

Not Recommended.

! i stole the gold !

this is fun

I am 32 years old. My ex-wife and I have a daughter together, and we adopted our son together. Both are now 4 years old. When we were going through our separation, I felt lost and unhappy. I was self-destructive. One day, I was so angry with everything spiraling out of control that I punched a concrete wall in a moment of overwhelming emotion. This resulted in breaking my fifth metacarpal in my right hand—the hand I worked with, played games with, and used to carry my children to bed—the hand I desperately needed to ensure I could continue providing. Upon learning the severity of the self-inflicted damage, I became almost suicidal. Keep in mind that just a few months before this, I was the happiest man, with no history of depression or anxiety. I had never experienced anger outbursts, nor was I the type to break down and cry, but I was in a tough situation that truly prevented me from seeing the light on the other side. With nothing better to do, I looked for a game I could play WITH ONE HAND while recovering. Somehow, I stumbled upon this game and read some of the comments. I decided it was worth a try... I must admit I didn't beat the game, nor did I play as much as some of you. In fact, I may have played this game for only a day or two. That being said, after doing so, I had a new joy and hope for life. I managed to leave behind the pain and suffering that had been thrust upon me. I could experience the joy and happineass of other people. I relaxed for 5 ♥♥♥♥ minutes listening to this music, long enough to realize that I would be okay. After realizing this, I turned off the game and went back to work. My hand hurt a lot, but I was motivated. I stopped feeling so sorry for myself and became the father I needed to be at that moment, not the weak boy I was behaving like. Today, I am close friends with the mother of my children. We don't fight, argue, or say hurtful things to each other. We are parents and friends. Now I have 3 children. My third child is, wait, ALSO 4 YEARS OLD. The woman I am with was going through a very similar situation at the time of my separation, and we just unexpectedly stumbled into each other's lives. We have been dating for a year and are very happy together. Moral of the story: you never know what life has in store for you, and if I had given up when all odds were against me, I wouldn't be where I am today. This silly little game helped me realize that. Thank you.