1.9 hours played
Written 3 years ago
I've been playing games since I obtained object permanence and I can honestly say without the shadow of a doubt, I have NEVER felt so much remorse about owning a game in my life more than I have with Waifu Warfare 2. Everything seems so cheap and low-effort it isn't even funny. The only real enjoyment I felt playing this game was making fun of the voice acting and broken physics with friends. The game has a lot of potential, but it seems to try too hard to be funny and quirky and interesting. The game runs like actual trash even though my PC is more than competent enough to run it well. The game lacks any real plot, and despite playing through multiple times, I was actually unable to understand what the hell was going on half the time. The fighting mechanics in this game are absolutely broke, you aren't able to attack without aiming first, even with a melee weapon. The SMG doesn't really do anything either, and there is ZERO feedback to let you know that you're even hitting the enemy in the first place. The voice acting. OH THE VOICE ACTING. Have you ever watched Alvin And The Chipmunks? Yeah, prepare yourself for a lot of that. Imagine you were watching Alvin And The Chipmunks but you bought the DVD from a random flea market for $2 and it has it's own broken English dub. I'm very used to playing bad games, terrible games even, but this game has effortlessly crawled its way up to the top of my "worst games" list. You've set a new bar, and you should really be proud of doing so, even if it's not the bar you wanted to have set. Oh, and people claim that it is probably a bitcoin miner, so that's fun too. Now there's a 'pro' in this ocean of 'cons'!