4.8 hours played
Written 3 years ago
Thank you so much for making this game. I found this masterpiece while dumpster diving and found gold. After the 3.6 hours of playing I finally beat this master piece of a beautiful game. All of these levels were made with care (except the office 2 level). It was a challenge I have to admit but after falling and falling and falling, I finally beat it. I love every level and I will go into detail:
SPOILER WARNING
Level 1: the introduction. It shows how to play the game in an important place, the forest. This level is great because it shows the iconic tightrope and will teach you how to balance.
Level 2: the introduction part 2. This level shows the bird which is iconic for the first couple levels. The bird is in a perfect place, the boat, and it teaches you how to deal with the bird.
Level 3: the building. This level is the official start to the climb (literally) and it is a good start. It uses the bird and has a cameo with the twin of you that you have to save. Once you save him he tragically dies to the bird and becomes evil.
Level 4: the girl. this level will introduce an object thrown by your future wife/lover. It teaches you how to dodge objects and has a fun setting still on the building.
Level 5: office lasers. This level will teach you patients and lasers. How I beat it is I waited at the start until the laser that swoops around comes and then I go but you have to learn that way and it makes it very satisfying to beat.
Level 6: office 2. This level is what separates the children from the men. Arguably the hardest level because it is so early in the game but it starts the difficulty wave.
Level 7: Dessert. This level is scary at first but conquerable. The way it blinds you and how the sand never goes away is scary to see at first but if you go fast enough you will only be able to be blind for 1 second so its the perfect amount of hard unlike the last level.
Level 8: Beach level! In this level you have to avoid a surf board and a girl who throws a beach ball at you (I think) and you have to get across. Not a very hard level compared to the last two but its still hard to figure out how to dodge the beach ball.
Level 9: Squid game hell. This level is honestly scary, like literally scary. You have to time when you are going to not be stared at by the heads when you move. It was pretty hard to figure out how to beat.
Level 10: the final level!!! This level is the longest and that is what makes it the second hardest in my opinion. In the end of the level epic music starts to play and your lover/wife appears out of the background and it is beautiful. Then when you finally make it to the end of 5 minutes of straight walking it fades to black and a cut-scene happens. Its of the wife and you walking a tightrope together on the forest map and in a beautiful amazing ending the credits role while you walk with your wife.
Pros: very satisfactory to beat, very fun and stupid physics, honestly funny ideas for every level.
Cons: bugs on level 9, not very polished in certain physics where you will lean backwards after walking forwards after a while and that makes it hard to balance (you will see this on the last level).
Bugs: There aren't many bugs but some of them are really annoying. There is hitbox bugs with the lasers and one very buggy level. Level 9 is very buggy:
If you fall from balance after the first spinning head you will fall into a void and be there for a long time until it restarts automatically (you cant press r to reset when you are in the void).
TLDR: Amazing game with an even better ending with just a weird difficulty level