Dead Island Retro Revenge

---{ Graphics }--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☑ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Very good ☑ Good ☐ It's just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Eargasm ☐ Very good ☑ Good ☐ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ I'm now deaf ---{ Audience }--- ☐ Kids ☑ Teens ☑ Adults ☐ Grandma ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☑ Check if you can run paint ☐ Potato ☐ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boi ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Game Size }--- ☑ Floppy Disk ☐ Old Fashioned ☐ Workable ☐ Big ☐ Will eat 15% of your 1TB hard drive ☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it ☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press 'W' ☐ Easy ☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Significant brain usage ☐ Difficult ☐ Dark Souls ---{ Grind }--- ☑ Nothing to grind ☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks ☐ Isn't necessary to progress ☐ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☐ You'll need a second life for grinding ---{ Story }--- ☐ No Story ☑ Some lore ☐ Average ☐ Good ☐ Lovely ☐ It'll replace your life ---{ Game Time }--- ☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee ☑ Short ☐ Average ☐ Long ☐ To infinity and beyond ---{ Price }--- ☐ It's free! ☑ Worth the price ☐ If it's on sale ☐ If u have some spare money left ☐ Not recommended ☐ You could also just burn your money ---{ Bugs }--- ☑ Never heard of ☐ Minor bugs ☐ Can get annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs ---{ ? / 10 }--- ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☐ 3 ☐ 4 ☐ 5 ☐ 6 ☑ 7 ☐ 8 ☐ 9 ☐ 10 ---{ Author }--- ☑ https://vojtastruhar.github.io/steam-review-template

This game is great to 100%, IF survival mode wasn't a Buggy, Rage inducing mess. There is so much going on that the game sometimes looses track of which enemies/walls are dead/broken and alive, causing in some random life losses (or gameovers). Also, if you break the power-up/heath box off screen it DOESN'T DROP ANYTHING which is even worse when you on your last life and need a health drop. Got this game part of the three game deal, and wasn't planning on playing it but as its one of the only games I can play on my laptop, i gave it a try. (and aren't I happy I did) WOULD RECOMMEND :) , BUT if your looking for a game actually worth $7, don't get it as it has only taken me under 7 hours to get all starts on all the levels and it feels like this should be a free mobile game, BUT if you'er looking for a easy 100%, GO AHEAD

Plays like a fever dream someone had after binge-watching 80s action movies and eating expired beef jerky. The fun holds up about as well as a soggy cardboard box.

I can appreciate when people try new ideas and they don't work out. How else are you to know if something is a good idea or not? This game is like an endless runner mixed with a beat em up. You change lanes to hit enemies as they approach to gain points. Is it truly a "bad" game? No. The art style is pleasant and the gameplay loop is easy to understand and perform. This is a game that is trying something different and it's not going to land with a lot of people. I never made it past the first level. True, I only put about 15 minutes into this game. I tried the first level about 8 times in that time frame. There is a segment near the end of the first level where you have to damage boost past exploding enemies. It's a cheap trap for new players. Getting to that part without taking too many hits isn't that hard but if that is the idea in the first level it will certainly only get worse as the game goes on. The point system is a neat idea but the problem with is that to maximize points you have to wait for enemies to practically be touching you before hitting them. The way that the game throws enemies at you really shows that you're not intended to wait that long before hitting enemies. It's really a catch 22. You need points to progress and get things but good luck racking them up.