0.8 hours played
Written 2 years ago
I had some fun with this, but I can't recommend it. most of the funny probably came from the AI voices (every voice in this game) pronouncing words weird and having weird voice inclinations. otherwise the game is just kinda meh. near the end of the game there's also a really dumb section where you have to climb a mountain where every path feels wrong because a) no path textures or like slightly brighter ground and also the terrain isn't like flattened very much so the cues are just bad, b) paths will look like they go down, but raise altitude around the corner and it's easy to take a dead end and think you have to make a jump or backtrack a bunch and it's bad, c) enemies are spawning constantly and from everywhere so you can't even use them as an indicator of where to go. they also have a platforming section which was kinda stinky.
oh yeah, nothing in this game makes a sound effect that makes any sense. not even in like a funny way, just like a weird why did they use this sound effect for this enemy way. this gets especially annoying in the mountain zone.
also characters will talk forever and you will get bored or just be like "I just got here, can you not exposition at me right away for fuck sakes" like make me give a shit or something cause I just could not care about the story at all and I was just like please do a spooky thing at me or something I beg you when character's talked.
so yeah, pick this up if you want, but like it's ok, it's less than an hour, it's not gonna make you laugh that much, real mid, but it's your money and this only cost me 3 bucks so like whatever, can't be too mad at that, that's about right for what I got here.