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Written 12 days ago
Did you over watch Pokemon?
You: Yes
Did you ever think "Wow this Ash is an idiot. He has so many girls who like him and yet the only pussycat he ever sees is Meowth!"?
You: Not really I-
Well do I have a game for you!
Yarimono is about a game about catching Yarimons (not Pokemons) and uncovering the mysteries of your partner Chikef who can one-shot any other Yarimon in the game. Most of the trainers you fight are girls and if you never downloaded a FREE patch that's about it.
If you did download the free patch then you will notice that you have 2 yaridexes. Your Yarimondex where it shows all the Yarimons you caught. And your Yarimandex. This encyclopedia is what you want. This is why you bought this game. if your Yarimondex shows you the yarimons you saw/caught then your Yarimandex shows you the trainers you've spilled in.
You see, with the patch, your partner Chikef gives Butta (the MC, which means you, also by the way Butta means Pig in Japanese... fatty!) the ability to alter reality itself. Because you are a pig, you altered reality to make it so that whenever a woman loses to you they have to pay by satisfying your... carnal desires.
The art in this game, is amazing. Everything is animated, even the grunts and the throwaway characters. The main girls are especially beautiful, and especially animated with more care. There are hundreds of animated CGIs that you can get lost in. This game is a steal for how much it gives you.
Yarimono is an amazing game that's not for everyone, but anyone who's into this genre will truly appreciate.
Now let's tackle some of the complains people have for this game!
1. T-The patch you need to download is in another website. Sell the full game or don't sell at all!- Wrote some microcephalic addle-pate. You sir are a tourist. Most games in this genre operates in the same manner. Most of the time, the patch is free and this is one of those times.
2. W-Why does the website asks me to create an account.- The website is a storefront that sells some of its own games that can't be found on steam. It's not unusual for a website with a storefront to ask you to create an account. If you're old enough to buy and play this game, then you're old enough to have a burner email.
3. Steam made me download a patch and now my game is ruined!- Valid criticism. However, you can just reinstall the patch you've downloaded from the website (both main and dlc) to fix the game. At least that's what I did. You can also redownload the patch from the website to make sure that you're updated. For my case, just reinstalling the patch worked though. But this is a valid criticism, patch shouldn't break the game.