POSTAL 2

Postal 2, is one of the most family-friendly, tame video game experiences i've experienced so far. If you're looking for a game to buy your 5 year old child, I would HIGHLY recommend you buy them Postal 2. There are many learning experiences, and life lessons, to be had in this game, and they are told in the most PG way possible. I would also recommend you play this game, if you're a feminist who believes video games cause violence, because this WILL be the game to utterly change your perspective on gaming as a whole. Postal 2 has a beautiful, meaningful story. Revolutionary gameplay. And many many hours of fun gameplay. 10/10, fun for the whole family.

started the game, immediately started pissing on people and got an achievement. 10/10 would recommend

Postal 2 is a special game. My perfect example of a bad day cure. If life has you down, if you feel like you just want to be the menace to society you want to be, Postal 2 will be there to let you decapitate a man and piss on his corpse. The only kind of game where you can smoke catnip and piss on donuts. You play as the titular Postal Dude, on a quest of paramount importance. A quest involving matters such as: getting your paycheck, buying milk, and visiting various members of you family. It sounds mundane but one of the funniest aspects of Postal 2 is how nothing ever goes the way you hope. Bank robberies, acts of terrorism, and more await as the game unfolds. Part of the fun is seeing just how insane and nonsensical things can get in a land of Paradise. And you can choose how much of that chaos you want to enable! Want to be a good person and obey the rules? Go ahead. Want to set people on fire and steal money? Sure! Do what you want! However you want! There are enough weapons and fun interactions within the enclosed town to let you have fun in the sandbox. Postal 2 is a game made in a era where controversy and offensive humor were still allowed. Even 20 years later and a sequel that sought to replicate Postal 2's style and sense of humor I'd say there is still nothing quite like this game. It's got jank and flaws to be sure but it has a soul to it that no one, not even Running With Scissors themselves, can recreate. A $10 price tag is a steal by itself but it also goes down to $1 on occasion and the DLC, which came out over a decade late and adds its own campaign to boot, makes it so worth getting if only to try it yourself. As of writing there are almost 100,000 reviews and has a 96% positive rating. If this review doesn't speak for itself then let all the tens of thousands of other reviews speak to how much people enjoy this game.

A classic Postal 2 Deserve a place among all the iconic video games ever made until this day.

If dark humor was a person, this would be their favorite game. I find it quite refreshing to play a game like this once in a while. In a world full of politeness and political correctness, sometimes you just want to let go, and piss on somebody R. Kelly style.

Nice nostalgic game with tons to play, and all of it very interesting! Not only is there the base game (with story days Monday to Friday), but also Apocalypse Weekend (Saturday and Sunday chapters), Paradise Lost (a separate DLC whose story happens 11 years later after Apocalypse Weekend), Corkscrew RuLes! DLC which was only released in Russia, and can be downloaded from ModDB (since the Steam Workshop version doesn't work anymore), and the Eternal Damnation, which was released by Resurrection Studios, which was released as a free download in 2005. And each of these POSTAL 2 parts are great and unique in their own specific ways!

I mean, who is here and doesn't know what Postal 2 is about? This game is just ridiculous, but in a good way and i know you know it. BUT if you haven't played it, or neither heard about it, lets just say that you gonna have a great time experiencing it for yourself. Just embrace the chaos and twisted minds of developers, you won't regret it. I Regret Nothing. 10/10

its even better to play with friends, even tho it's not really supported postal 2 redux soon btw;]

woke up, got a cat, got a surpressor iykyk, killed muslims, got arrested, got bailed out of jail, loaded up the game and played. very educational game 10/10

goated game, dont play the base game online mode tho, fucking SUCKS jerry seinfield or smth idk what to put here

Not my type (I'm an edgy piece of crap) of "go commit crimes and murder on a terrorist level", but it's definitely suited for people who AREN'T me. Love the shooting and murder, but definitely not for me. I like the typa stuff that's like HATRED. Anyway, enjoy the game. I know for a fact it's suited for other people, and not edgelords like me.

Offensive, chaotic, hilarious. Total freedom, pure madness. Not for the easily offended.

This game is peak af, very fun to play when your bored or wanna kill time, and yes... "Hi there, would you like to sign my petition?"

every time i recommend this game to a friend the first two things i say are 'you can piss on people' and 'you can use a cat as a silencer' 10/10 game for shits and giggles

The danger is no longer running with scissors... it's falling and breaking a hip.

fun asl, spent $12 to piss on people, do chores, and get chased by the cops. would do it again

Redux version is releasing soon, but I'll share this review anyway: I like this game and I recommend it. Unfortunately I never finished it because of a bug that stopped me from progressing the game. It's been so long that I don't even remember what happened, but what I do remember is that I had a lot of fun. I hope the Redux version will make up for it.

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"Guns don't kill people, I DO!" "Here I was, just minding my own business enjoying my Second Amendment rights, and you people have to freak out on me!" Gotta be the best quotes of all time.

i got this game for cheap, which is unfair i think the game should be paid for whatever price they're willing to upscale, i cant talk about controls since i play on a lousy pc with terrible and delayed reactions but what mostly gets me to play this is the story and humor. its very early 2000's ish so a lot of them are def outdated BUT the absurdity is still pretty funny. also i like befriending all the dogs then getting into fights with cops so they can jump them

-i start a new game -mess with cheats for 5 hours -game crashes -exit and play something else ok but its actually a really good game it just started crashing after i finished the game

My dog got blown up by a rocket launcher. Then I peed on a cop. 10/10. Perfect game for a psycho like me.

It is a really fun game. Just the fact that it can still be played or that postal 2 redux is coming is so cool to me bcs of how the world is today. It is probably one of my most favorite games of all time.

goated game only problem was that it wouldn't go into fullscreen but my dumbass never checked the ingame settings for it

"Remember, it's only as violent as you are!" Postal 2 is a cult classic in every sense of the word from the 2000s. An absolute tour de force of over the top violence, chaotic interactivity, and devil may care attitude. When Postal 2 released videogames were a soft target for lawmakers looking to shift the blame for gun violence, and trailblazing developers like Running with Scissors and Rockstar Entertainment specifically designed titles meant to piss off the censors while also being fun and cathartic to play. What's the goal? Try to get your chores done. Sounds simple right? Well not when there's angry protestors, crazy rednecks, terrorists and cultists all trying to kill eachother (and you). Not much has changed since 2003! RWS still treats this gem, this, barely-held-together-by-toothpicks-and-chewing-gum game with the utmost love. It still gets regular updates, the workshop adds a ton of great mods, and hopefully soon we'll be getting a full remaster (fingers crossed) Long story short, absolutely worth a try, just for the pissing mechanics alone.

The base game is a masterpice. The apocalypse weekend was also fun, but more linear. If you like the southpark type of humor, you will probably like this game.

i regret nothing. appart from not buying the game sooner to have that much fun. Wait, POSTAL 2 Redux is coming soon too? Hell yeah let's go. Seriously, this game is so fun.

I recommend this game for all ages as it is a very educational experience it teaches you how to buy milk and how to pay a ticket. Overall it just teaches you how to be a good person I would try everything in this game irl

Jesse we need to Postal 2 Jesse But Mr. White we don't have money for this game Jesse it's on sale until the 23 of this month and year Mr. White you're right

If you can deal with all the crashes, and don't go for the pacifist run, it's a fun game B tier. Also apocalypse weekend sucks. Especially the alqaeda training camp.

Not even GTA or Saints Row embody early 00s over-the-top and violent satirical gaming like Postal does. Respect the DUDE.

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Not as fun as the first game's remake :( I don't know if i was just playing it wrong or not but i didn't enjoy it as much as i did POSTAL Redux. also the dude walks so fucking slow, SPEED UP MAN I GOT SOMEWHERE TO BE plus i felt gross playing/looking at it.

Ts game so peak I’ve beat this game multiple times when I was younger and I came back and played it again. The first thing I did was smash a girls head off and piss on her corpse. This game is the best game ever 10/10

perfection of a game(I always played it crack but I knew I must support rws)

i have played 3 h straight and only stopped because i have to go to bed! great game totally love it and worth playing!

Only complaint whatsoever is that it's a little buggy, other than that, masterpiece

38 hours of playing one of the most peak games of the last 20+ years, Postal III gonna be less like this and more like Postal 1 but tame.

I set a dude wearing a penis costume on fire and peed on him. And then I played postal 2. I love this game, one of the best games ever created, highly recommend!

A game giving you decisions on what you should do gives out consequences. a game that lets you take persepctive on what society is today. but hey! might as well be carefree. let your chaos unvail into this masterpiece. i gifted this game to many of my friends. you people shall rock the world.

I've played monday through friday of this game and damn it was amazing. It's stupid and silly and I had the absolute time of my life. Also for sure one of the more offensive games I've played, honestly though it added to the experience. Play this game if you want to have the best gaming experience of your life.

what sells me more than anything else is the dogs, holy shit this game has such good boys in it

you can kick open doors and piss on people. 11/10 would postal again

this game is so offensive but i love it so much. everything about this game is still very funny. i cant even tell you how much i love this game bro. PLEASE get it if you have the money

I love bloody games. I've been playing Postal 2 Since 2017. And Postal 2 will always be superior than the other Postal Games. I The weapons in this game are awesome and the story mode too!

Postal 2 is a great sandbox game, (oh yeah its a story game, kind of forgot about that) the game only takes around 5-6 hours, but its a great game to fuck around in. Fucking peak sandbox, up there with GMOD.

Kill people. Kill terrorists. Kill dogs. Kill a mascot testicle sack. Use a cat as a gun silencer. Piss on people. Say edgy voice lines while decapitating people. Whats not to like? Definitely recommend.

I regret nothing except buying this game—jokes aside, it’s a really fun game. I really enjoyed it and it’s definitely my favourite.

good game slight issues with the DLC and it crashing other then that its pretty good. You can add stuff from the workshop thats good and all even though i havnt actually done it yet

While the concept of this game is wonderfully chaotic and fun, it runs flat after the first couple minutes and I just simply can't recommend it. I bought this game not by looking at the marketing, but due to the fact my coworker at IGN in the breakroom told me of this awesome one-off mission that he played in a game. He described to me the "super-fun pigeon hunting action" in Postal 2 and that I needed to play it right now. I was hooked. I dropped my crack pipe and opened the Steam app on my iPhone 16 Pro to buy Postal 2 for a sweet, sweet $1.99 USD on the spot. I was going to spend that money on child support, but this was way more important. I sped home after that and downloaded the game. Most of my playthrough was uneventful. I would attempt to shoot pigeons from the sky to get rid of the tremendous boredom that I had while playing, but there were no pigeons to be seen! My coworker had lied to me and I was devastated. But I was determined. Determined to see when this super-fun pigeon hunting action would appear. And that’s when I heard it. “Time to relocate some pigeons.” I have been sleep-playing (a special skill that only IGN reviewers possess similar to sleepwalking) for most of this playthrough until I heard Postal Dude say that beautiful 5 sentence and 25 letter word I have been waiting to hear for about 6 hours. It is time. I brace myself for the adventure that awaits me with my newly found rocket launcher. But then, just as I reach climax, a record scratch plays and a video starts with what I assume is the CEO of video game company Running With Scissors, Vince Desi. He seems to be mad on the phone. “Why are you so exasperated, CEO of video game company Running With Scissors, Vince Desi?” I ask him through my computer screen. But as soon as I do that, Postal 2 writer Steve Wik hands him a piece of paper. The proposal of a pigeon mission. What did I find? A secret developer commentary on how this super-fun pigeon hunting mission in my copy of Postal 2 for a sweet, sweet $1.99 USD on Steam? I knew the voices in my head telling me that this game is better than Cuphead were true. Just as the voices calmed down and I regained my senses, I saw the words. Those damn dreaded words. “Super-fun pigeon hunting mission cancelled due to budgeting issues.” I. was. LIVID. The coworker that I put all my trust into had lied to me all this time. Why would he do this to me? To watch me die of boredom!? And as for CEO of video game company Running With Scissors, Vince Desi... how DARE you cancel what could've been the most revolutionary and outstanding mission in gaming due to “budget issues”?? Debt exists for a reason, you know. So, with this game making me depressed for the rest of my life knowing that Postal Dude got to experience super-fun pigeon hunting without me makes me wish this game was never made in the first place. Fuck you Running With Scissors. My life is ruined.