Zort

Shame it was abandoned by the devs. No updates or communication for months. Just left us in the dark after a quick cash grab. Smh...

so i didnt even look at the game i just saw some dudes that looked like the pee shooter from plants vs zombies and said im getting that then i downloaded it and saw what the game really is. i dont not recommend or recommend this game its not good but its not bad. all i can say is i got click baited by the pea shooter dude

>Be me (Straight) >Play game with 3 friends >We get instruments >Play song >We start Zorting' it >Song is stuck in head for 3 days >We started Zorting' eachother >Zort all over the screen >ohno.jpg >Still not gay tho >Good game btw

I was able to experience everything the game had to offer in under two hours, and it seems like it was abandoned anyways, so uh...

---{ Graphics }--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☑ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS ---{ Gameplay }--- ☑ Very good ☐ Good ☐ It's just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Eargasm ☐ Very good ☑ Good ☐ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ I'm now deaf ---{ Audience }--- ☐ Kids ☑ Teens ☐ Adults ☐ Grandma ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Check if you can run paint ☑ Potato ☐ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boi ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Game Size }--- ☐ Floppy Disk ☑ Old Fashioned ☐ Workable ☐ Big ☐ Will eat 15% of your 1TB hard drive ☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it ☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press 'W' ☐ Easy ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☑ Significant brain usage ☐ Difficult ☐ Dark Souls ---{ Grind }--- ☐ Nothing to grind ☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks ☐ Isn't necessary to progress ☑ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☐ You'll need a second life for grinding ---{ Story }--- ☐ No Story ☐ Some lore ☐ Average ☐ Good ☑ Lovely ☐ It'll replace your life ---{ Game Time }--- ☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee ☐ Short ☑ Average ☐ Long ☐ To infinity and beyond ---{ Price }--- ☐ It's free! ☑ Worth the price ☐ If it's on sale ☐ If u have some spare money left ☐ Not recommended ☐ You could also just burn your money ---{ Bugs }--- ☐ Never heard of ☑ Minor bugs ☐ Can get annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs ---{ ? / 10 }--- ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☐ 3 ☐ 4 ☐ 5 ☐ 6 ☐ 7 ☐ 8 ☑ 9 ☐ 10

The gas mask looks like a Peashooter from Plants vs. Zombies. That’s the last good thing I remember about this.

What an absolute love letter to gaming. It's quite short, with only 2 campaigns (about 2 hours to complete), but 2 more are expected to be developed. But the amount of fun and quality with core game, its mechanics, small minigames and secrets you can experience in just those two hours will be absolutely worth the price. Super fun to play with friends, make sure you use in game voice chat instead of something like discord. Legit a 10/10 game.

Broken overwhelmed game, no advanced settings so can't change keybinds, no sounds/audio separate option. Gameplay is overwhelming and so many things are happening at the same time, without any tutorial or guidance... After 1 restart we were stuck at connecting creen for a dozen of tries, could not play for second time. Not worth buying in this state

with full sanity and powerful mind i would say this game is fun until u lose your sanity a bit

the most entertaining game that i've played in a while, I hope they release the other two maps soon, well done on the game

There's currently only two levels, but it's a fun few hours with friends. Ignore the impatient reviews claiming the devs have abandoned the game. Although it would be nice to have more frequent news updates in Steam, the devs appear to be active in their discord.

abandoned, and for people that say they don't have to update a finished game, it's an early access game retards. it's literally not finished.

1st off the game is pretty short there aren't many levels and even at that they aren't very scary and just wasn't that fun in my opinion

Grab a few friends and try it. Worth the very low price. Fairly short (for now) but excellent. Hilarious.

did not have fun. couldn't get past the first level. really no sense of direction, had no idea what to do. had a hard time inviting my friends too.

Funny, goofy, well-polished game made to be played with 2-3 friends. About 2 hours of game play at the time of writing (probably longer if you find all the easter eggs). Easily worth $3-4, they could probably charge $10 at least if they wanted.

me and my friend loved this game the emotes are funny we died alot but ofer all it was cool and funny and diffcoult in the 2cnd level the poor rat man what did he do

This has been one of the funnest games we have found for the 4 of us! The devs are really outdoing themselves. I’m so glad they are continuing the game. You can join their discord they post updates often. It’s a small team but they work on the game! I’m so excited for episode 3!

honestly due to the low price and visuals i expected this game to be mediocre, however i can say playing this was a PLEASANT surprise. the first episode isn't allat, but the second episode blew a lot of my expectations out of the water. i'm excited for episode 3, hopefully it's just as good or possibly even better than episode 2

This could have been such a great game with some more updates and polish and content. It has the bare bones and essentials but once you finish the levels there is not much more to do. The levels always play the game, you always go through them the same way, so once you know what is coming up it will never change. At least I met a cool friend through the game

I usually don't write reviews but i love to listen to other peoples opinion on games that help me make my decisions on buying them with that said i had to make a review about this game, with the right friends you can have sooo much fun playing this. Its been awhile since i played a game that literally had me gasping for breath while laughing so hard. The price is super fair, i picked it up on a sale. I'm hoping the other levels will get finish soon.

Got it on sale for $3 and played it with kids. It was fun, and even though incomplete i feel i got our moneys worth for a couple hours worth of entertainment. I really hope the developers continue working on this. We want to see how the next chapter unravels.

dogshit buggy sotlocked multipule times from loading screen and being grabbed mid loading screen and then objectives requiring 2 people to then complete a level when one of yous softlocked

Funny, Scary, Confusing. The best horror game ive ever played. 63/10 would definitley recommened and would play again/

i highly recommend playing this game with a group of friends we went in completely blind it was super funny and fun to play cant wait to see more updates!

This game is a fun horror co-op. There's only really one way to beat each level, so you don't have a whole lot in the aspect of creativity, but that doesn't necessarily take away from the enjoyment of the game. However, because of the limitations, you're more likely to play this through once. It doesn't give you a reason to go back and explore more of the map, because the area is very much limited to the tasks you have to do. Maybe you have a random nook somewhere else, but honestly it doesn't add anything. Just gives space for items to spawn. The devs haven't given an update or said anything about the game in seven months. It's to be assumed they dropped the project. You can't find anything online about what happened. And even the engagement you see from the devs seems like it was meant to be a quick meme-heavy cash grab. I'd recommend it, because it's so cheap. I wouldn't pay more than a couple bucks for this game. I'd give it a 3/5 stars. It's got a great soundtrack and the first playthrough is hilarious and engaging. But you won't play it twice and you're very limited in what you can do. Plus, the devs abandoned ship after giving a teaser to what looked like an amazing next episode.

The single greatest horror experience ever. Part 1 wasn't amazing but everything else so far is great

Amazing game, still a bit wonky sometimes but i really hope they bring out the next episodes. The instruments are truly peak. maybe have some lyrics during the long music part to add sing along possibilites

Very fun and silly multiplayer game. Worth the money for the shenanigans.

I do recommend this game, but only after you have went through maybe a little over half of the indie co-op horror games available to you. It just kind of sucks that enemies will begin to just repeatedly come after you and there's nothing you can do but die (looking at your big brown zort) don't waste your time on bowling balls they only work half the time and try to play with at least two others to have a chance that isn't just being trapped in a corner because the enemy won't walk away and you can't really escape or fight back without having glass bottles in your inventory. Also for my GF's Surface 4 laptop it runs worse than some other more complex, visually superior games so maybe there's some optimization issues? idk though

We expected like a normal horror multiplayer, but i didn't expected this good, We love it and we waiting for the upcoming episodes ❤️❤️❤️

Super fun and well made. Looking forward to future content for sure.

game is short but sweet. me and friends are waiting for future levels to come out!

My friends and I decided to take a chance on this game at 2 AM expecting it to be a silly game to waste some time with. What we did not expect was that this was probably one of the best and funniest games to have played together this year. It is everything we could have wanted out of a comedic survival horror game. The first chapter had no right being as scary as it was. We all went into this game thinking that we would breeze through the first chapter and have fun laughing at the mascots as they didn't look scary in the trailer. However, once in game your sanity drains at different speeds causing other players to experience the world differently. To suddenly go from running around and laughing about all the memes within the game, to hearing distant whispering and see shifting shadows, whilst your friends don't notice anything was really scary. I found myself genuinely jumping when seeing mimics pop around corners, even if they were twerking on me crazy style. And don't get me started on the skinny man that can just exist when your sanity is low. Don't stare at it. I was genuinely afraid at times when surrounded by the mimics because they would speak just like my friends. There was a time while we were all running from the first chapter's horror, my friends were yelling at me from another room but their voices were clearly coming from the mimic's mouths. I was so confused and scared at the time. But the game isn't just scary, it is also stupidly fun. The second chapter really showed the devs leaning into the more comedic side, while keeping the horror alive. I feel like this was the best chapter overall only because the laughs that we shared will forever be ingrained into our memories, as well as the catchy notes played from our instruments. If you read this far you should really take my advice and give this game a try. It is a good fuck around game to play with friends,but don't forget, it is a horror game. The devs clearly love this game and it deserves so much recognition. I can not wait for the next chapter to come out.

Super fun game, loved the instruments in the second map. Hope to get more levels soon!

this game is an INSANE amount of fun! and SOOOOOOO much better with friends! the music is inSANELY good! i cannot WAIT to come back and play the next 2 chapters when theyre out!

Really nice game with references to different games/series. Hope it develops more.

I queefed so hard my eye socket started singing bohemian rhapsody Best game ever 10/10

This is a GREAT GAME. Deserves much love and praise. Had a blast playing with a few buddies of mine. It would be awesome to see this game up to 6 player among official release or in future updates.

The game play is alright I guess. Where this game shines is the lobby, I have had more fun screwing around in the lobby than I have playing the game. 10/10 worth the $4.

this game is amazing, it is so out of pocket that its beautiful. I cant wait for episodes 3 and 4 to come out this is one of my favorite games ever. \

Holy underrated game for such a price. Waiting for chap 3

played the game with a girl at 3am and she lost her mind, havent spoken to her in 8 years

This game is amazing. The light at the end of the tunnel, which I thought I would never reach but this game allowed me too. This game is perfect, no flaws; a masterpiece to say. It was the light that brought me happiness, the hand that reached out in support, the love I've never felt; a warm-full hug, a tight hug, an amazing love-filled hug. This game is the essence of life, the answer to EVERYONES problems. The fact the likely hood of episode three not coming out is killing me, gnawing at the happiness this game has blessed me. I wish; I pray for the next episode. I live for Zort, I love for Zort. Zort is what I want... No, its what I need, desperately; like a moth to a flame, like a baby to its mother, like the bread to a sandwich. All necessary, all needed in something just like I need Zort in my life. It is the structure to everything, Zort is in the vision of my future, no, it is my future. I need Zort.... Or, I will never, and I mean never, be able to live on in life knowing I never truly finished the story of Zort, the elegant, the thoughtful, the amazing and most perfect created story to ever be created in the history of games. #needepisode3 #icantwaitanylonger! #needdat

this was the most zortes game ive ever played I love zort zort is evrything to me and it pains me that ep 3 is not out I hope that one day I can reunite with my zorts and zort out like never before one last time

I tried it and loving the concept. Look forward for more update.

very fun game. I like how confusing parts of the story are. very eventful most fun with four players

It was a very fun and eventful game and I would reccomend this game to anyone who has any friends.

banger game but the game is over within 120 minutes until the next episodes are released... what?

This is the greatest work of art that has ever been produced by anyone in the history of mankind. This game... changed my entire perspective on reality, and all of my relationships have been astronomically improved by this miracle game. This game... is beautiful. Truly. Outstandingly. Glorious. 99/10