41.7 hours played
Written 4 days ago
Sometimes I genuinely wonder how some people come to the conclusion that this game is a masterclass. Even for its time, this game is clunky, slow, and punishing for things that don't make sense to punish. There is no "getting good." This game will continue to beat down on you even when you feel accomplished, making every achievement feel underwhelming. What good is a challenge when every hurdle is immediately succeeded by a steaming pool of boiling shit water? Even upon beating the final boss, the game felt incomplete and jaded. This game feels like a political argument with your uncle at thanksgiving. There is never a mutual understanding with this game. It is always right. To those who believe this game to be the work of christ, and the closest thing to a sequel of the holy bible, I commend you for overlooking every reason I found to continuously quit the game. I am genuinely baffled by your ability to horse blind yourself to the absolute rancid stench that is Dark Souls Remastered. Even upon recount, the developers couldn't dare make the much needed quality of life changes to this god awful game. It is surprising that at every Taurus Demon mob, every blight town poison swamp, and every room full of knights, that the devs said, "Yes, this is what makes Dark Souls a complete and rewarding experience." I absolutely adore the series that this game spawned, so it pains me to say, for a "casual" like me, there is no fun to be had playing this game. To everyone who feels the need to circlejerk their ego and call themselves "elite blight town papas," you have absolutely earned it. If you don't mind, I think I'll go play something that I actually enjoy.
8/10, will probably end up picking this game back up in a week because I never learn.