Two Point Hospital

Fun game to play with random funny illnesses. Good expansions and worth the purchases.

Two Point Hospital is hands down one of my all-time favorite games! Managing my own quirky hospital is wildly satisfying, where chaos isn't just expected, it's downright encouraged. From diagnosing Cubism to wrangling patients suffering from Mock Star, the sheer absurdity keeps me laughing. It's that kind of hilarious madness that keeps me hooked on the game. What I love most is how it doesn't take itself seriously at all. I mean, where else can you accidentally (or maybe on purpose?) let a patient die, only for them to return as a ghost and start scaring the living daylights out of your other patients and staff? (ﾉ´ヮ`)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ It's all about embracing the organized mayhem and having a blast trying to keep your hospital (mostly) in one piece.

Good and funny hospital building game inspired by Theme Hospital. Gotta love all the goofy diseases and the various methods to cure them.

No need to write too much for this game honestly, it's just made really well. As a massive fan of Theme Hospital this game is just perfect. If you know how to play that game, you can jump into this with the knowledge needed to play mostly. Had a really fun time playing through the career multiple times and had fun with all the challenges that were set on each level.

Love this game, you can spend hours without knowing it, so much to do & achieve. All the DLC's are also totally worth it. This game even without the DLC's is HUGE.

The spiritual successor to Theme Hospital. Amusing strategy game.

this has to be the funnest and funniest game on Steam ! tons of different things to do and it sure keeps u busy lol its my go-to game for sure!

Great when I just want to sit back, relax, and play god.

Grew up playing Theme Hospital which this is similar too. Punny names of illnesses, funny announcements and enjoyable to play. Really enjoy playing this.

I love this game my one criticism is why are the challenges mandatory multiplayer plz

fun game, brings back nostalgic memories of playing theme hospital as a kid.

I like how the evolution of this game goes. its a nice resource management game that develops over time to include more things. theres only a couple things id change. For starts i would allow a special click hold to select multiple items and/or rooms, on bigger maps, redesigning your hospital can be tedious because of the lack of this feature. I would also allow for joining rooms via a door, like adding toilets onto staff rooms.

This is a fun and engaging management simulation game. From the animated people to the funny radio station, this is a chill game to play.

Fun and addicting medical comedy. I've spent hours configuring hospitals layouts for the most optimal setup, and things can get quite tense when the hospital is under load. Watching the patients come in with silly illnesses and get cured by even more silly methods is lots of fun and very satisfying.

buildin hospital aint a joke I tell ya its a nightmare and times!!! besides that a new approach to the game itself 7/10

Soooo much free gameplay. I've put in over a hundred hours and am still not finished with the main game. (given I'm a detail oriented person who spends a decent amount of time in all my builds, but still) If the game feels a little dry I recommend some light mods! Just simple decorations and posters really make the game feel fresh and bright. Can't wait to buy all the expansions once I'm done with the main hospitals

Entertaining, right mix of casual and challenging, and the typical funny humor of these types of games

I can't wait to not give good healthcare to dying patients, like a good American hospital

[h1]Summary:[/h1] Engaging hospital management simulator that strikes a near-perfect balance between accessibility and depth. Its streamlined user interface and intuitive controls make it easy for newcomers to jump in, while a well-paced difficulty curve ensures that even seasoned simulation veterans remain challenged and engaged. The game boasts a distinct visual style—clean, charming, and cartoonish—that not only gives it a unique identity but also ensures the graphics will stand the test of time. Room and hospital layouts are highly customizable, allowing players to freely design treatment spaces, waiting areas, and staff zones with ease and creativity. Progression is rewarding, thanks to a well-structured campaign where each hospital introduces new challenges, unlocks, and opportunities for strategic experimentation. Staff management is also refreshingly smooth, with robust tools for assigning roles, managing training, and optimizing workflows, making it less tedious than in many other sims. All of this is supported by strong technical stability, with excellent performance across a wide range of systems and minimal bugs—something that many simulation titles often struggle with. Whether you’re optimizing a world-class treatment center or managing a chaotic outbreak of “Light-Headedness,” Two Point Hospital delivers a consistently satisfying experience. [h2]Suggestions / Improvements:[/h2] - Remote training: The ability to send your staff off for training at previous hospitals you completed on the map with a higher price tag per training session than in house training. - Automatically send patients home: An option to enable that sends patients home automatically if you don't have the means to treat them. But still notify the user that a patient was sent home due to inability to treat. - Custom Job Loadouts: Ability to define job roles via a custom loadout. Ease of setting a employees role without having to customize options every hire. - Automatically queue machines for upgrade: Allow the player to set a "free cash minimum" to allow mechanics to automatically start upgrading a machine as long as the player has a balance of the specified minimum (default to 100k balance). - Overlay of active timers: Implement overlay of timers for training, emergencies, etc. - Overlay for queues: Provide a glimpse of queues for each type of room (allow the user to enable or disable which rooms they want to track) - Queue training sessions: Implement the ability to queue up to 5 training sessions and reflect in timers / employee skills. - Additional Alerts: Allow the player to set custom alerts to notify them when they want to be alerted. Ex. Say I have 2 pharmacies and have 2 nurses with pharmacy management but I always prefer to have 1 extra for break management. Let me set up an alert that warns me I don't have enough staff for my requirements. Allow this setting to persist through all maps. Alert when no marketing campaign going, no training, no research, employee unhappy about salary, etc. - Automatically accept emergencies: Allow the player to enable automatic acceptance of emergencies. - Ease of upping an employees salary beyond "meh": Add a one or two click method to up an employee or all employees in a category to a certain happiness level. [h2]Pros:[/h2] - Streamlined UI and User Experience: Clean, modern interface with intuitive controls makes the game easy to learn. - Well-Balanced Difficulty Curve: Missions build in complexity but maintain accessibility, ideal for both newcomers and simulation veterans. - Strong Visual Identity: Graphics will hold up for years. - Highly Customizable Layouts: Players can design and expand rooms freely, with snapping options and interior decor choices. - Engaging Progression System: Unlocks across hospitals encourage experimentation with staff and strategy. - Effective Staff Management Tools: Easy-to-use zoning and staff role assignment compared to clunkier systems in similar games. - Stable Performance and Optimization: Runs smoothly even on mid-tier hardware, with minimal bugs or crashes. [h2]Cons:[/h2] - Cumbersome staff management system for large hospitals (see suggestions). - Insufficient operational visibility due to minimal UI overlays (see suggestions). - Limited customization and presets causing repetitive configuration of employees (see suggestions). - Micromanagement fatigue due to lack of automated systems (see suggestions).

"Patients who leave negative reviews, will be identified and targeted personally" ❤️ "Some patients should be ashamed of their condition, you know who you are" 🤣 "Patients are asked to get better or expire. No fluctuating" 😂 "It's possible you're the only one hearing this... Hello" 😅 "Announcement! It's happening again" ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ This game was super fun and full of humour, got me laughing a lot. Most of the DLC's were really good except for Speedy Recovery, very buggy. PLEASE FIX YOUR SUPERBUG NETWORK.... IT IS BROKEN AND NEEDS FIXING 😡 CAN'T HELP PEOPLE WITH NODES 😔 (This review is subject to change)

Do not buy. It's going free on Epic soon. Another disgusting sellout that sold themselves to Epic. Burn in hell. Do not buy any of their games, ever. Do not support Epic. But by all means get it for free on Epic and download it. Just don't ever buy from this dev and publisher ever again.

super entertaining and challenging

This is by far one of my most favorite games. I have it on PC and Switch. I don't think I'll ever tire of it.

Worthy successor to Theme Hospital; I thoroughly enjoyed it!

Fun game! I like the creative illnesses

A very charming and fun sim game

borring, making money is way too easy

fun simulator for a hospital

"You deserve the best" window in the background explodes 10/10

Very fun!

nice

good

Enjoy ^^

GREAT

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