Worms Revolution

ok listen up worms revolution is not a game its a divine proving ground where only legends ascend and im not talkin fake legends like american dream or "decked out INT get off my shit" nah bro theyre on my friends list if u need proof just look em up scroll down to the battlefield of shame see their names sittin there like cold spaghetti abandoned in the rain weak brittle full of worms that aint even revolutionized yet ME im built different my worms move like surfboards on vibes i calculate grenade bounces like brian calculated vocal stacks on pet sounds i see the whole map and think wouldnt it be nice if you exploded in five seconds and then you DO because i MADE it nice (wouldnt it be nice to live together in the kind of world where we belong) except u dont belong here because youre GARBAGE top american marine tried to kamikaze me once missed and fell into water physics hell all while i was hummin i know theres an answer she’s telling me that maybe i shouldnt do the things that i’ve been doing like LOSING which i never do i’m pure win wrapped in dynamite american dream tried to bunker up with sentry spam like a coward and i whispered dont talk put your head on my shoulder and then shotgunned his worm into a minefield the dream is DEAD sometimes when i win and i always do i alt tab to listen to caroline no and just stare out the window because i miss when people like them had hope and limbs i drop super sheep with the timing of god only knows god only knows what id be without perfectly engineered carnage god only knows what YOUd be probably still cryin in sudden death as the tides rise and the wind turns against you ive got proof ive got power and ive got the best pet sounds playlist synced with every turn if ur not hearing i just wasnt made for these times as the holy hand grenade arcs gracefully across the sky and deletes your last worm from existence then why are u even playing (i keep looking for a place to fit in where i can speak my mind) im the best and theyre on my friends list if you want to see the wreckage but wear gloves its a crime scene

Bought this game for the nostalga of 6 year old me on the xbox 360 for only 2 bucks on sale! I wouldnt pay full price for it though.

its fun and all, one of my favorite childhood games but no one plays it anymore ;(

this game is so real